god i wish i could take a shit and a shower at the same time
what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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