Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
He tried to say "god bless your heart" to the stripper but it came out "god bless your pussy"
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
Didn't I tell you I have developed a shameless theory about farting anywhere and everywhere? I'm too pretty so no one suspects me.
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Do you have feelings for this penis?
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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