Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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