consequently i now know what mace tastes like
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
The empty keg landed on my head. It's a good thing we already got shitfaced or i'd be a vegetable and the humor would be completely lost.
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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