Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
Woke up this morning on my couch at 6am fully dressed including heels, holding half a corn dog. I called you last night when I was buying the corn dog from a street vendor, I think.
I am in love with you.
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
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