Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
Bagel with cream cheese. It's blowing my fucking mind.
How high are you right now..
I MICROWAVED IT. SIGNIFICANT IMPROVEMENT.
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
That works. I won't care. I'll be a mermaid. Mermaids don't give a fuck.
Especially drunk mermaids.
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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