Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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