at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
If you were a real friend you would have told me you saw me in a porno despite how awkward of a convo it is. You act like I should always know when I'm being recorded.
I could have made money off of that but no you had to wait 2 years to drunkenly tell me this shit.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
Getting knocked up by someone with a good job and a big dick, okay. I can handle that. Getting knocked up by someone who sells dildos for a living and has a tiny dick, SOMEBODY is losing a pair of balls.
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