they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
Yeah, I wish I could have one upped you. But all I did was ride circles around a cop on a stolen bicycle while laughing at him for telling me to stop riding on the sidewalk.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
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