he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
On the way home she put on a necklace with her name on it and wrote my name in sharpie across my chest so that in the morning we could avoid the awkward Idk who the fuck you are conversation. Best. Girl. Ever.
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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