My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
Why do I always give away anal sex as birthday presents?
Shut up... one mans birthday cake is another mans sodomy my friend
i thought to myself 'what a productive day'. then i realized all ive done is one load of laundry and shaved my balls.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
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