he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
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