I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
Puked in my purse on my Uber ride home last night. Safe to say it's not a good idea to beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
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