I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
4 random people called me telling me they found him sleeping in the fetal postion on a driveway 45 minutes after we lost him
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
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