I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
All the doctor said was why
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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