he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
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