he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
it's great music for shaving your balls
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
I can't adult today.
Take a nap and try again
I have to buy a couch. There's nothing more adult than buying a couch on a Tuesday.
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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