That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
Microwaved placenta is very unpleasant.
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
PS: I just woke up from my shower
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
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