I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
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