this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
I was cleaning out my bag and I found some xanax wrapped in plastic with a note that said "use in case of emergency"
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
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