Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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