He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
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