So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
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