I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
It's been two dates and she just invited me to her aunts funeral. I can't even. Who the fuck does that? I need to drink I'm coming to get you in 5
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
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