I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Will you take my knitting needle, stick it far up my nose, reach in my frontal lobe and give it a few swirls?
sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
i didn't know you could wash puke off of bras with a dishwasher.
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
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