I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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