it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
We need to rekindle our bromance
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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