what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
In 30 minutes I will have been sober for an entire month. Time for a celebratory lap of cheap alcohol that leads to early liver failure.
But happy liver failure. That's what counts.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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