Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
I accidently shit my pants. So I tried to throw my underwear in their lake, but they floated. So in the middle of the night, I got into the paddle boat and had to throw a rock on top of them so they would sink. Next time, I just won't shit myself.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
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