White coat. Heels.
I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
Trying to figure out the logistics of putting my laptop speakers on this plate with the last slice of pizza. Too drunk to move the plate. Not an option.
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
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