But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
I'm the fucking queen of sexting. I just made a blowjob sound so poetic I'm wishing I were a guy just so I could blow me. Learn from me.
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
I woke up to both of you drawing on me in sharpie, unless a glorious threesome was had the night before that is not okay.
Who says it wasn't?
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
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