Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
You called your ex's vag an "AIDS Pinata". Drunk You is the Hulk Hogan of insults.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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