I was so drunk last night i ate cereal with a fork.
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
Randomize
