Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
I understand Curling. That high.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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