ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
17 year olds will be the death of me.
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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