Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
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