so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
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