I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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