u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
I had to cum in my sink.
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