She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
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