god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
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