He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
Babe.. You are farting in your sleep and it literally smells like something crawled up your asshole and died.. I'm gagging and I feel like I'm eating your fart right now. I want to tape your ass cheeks shut and plug up that canon you call your ass. All I hear is snores and farts.. You are lucky I love you
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
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