I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
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