Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
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