the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
I'M OFFICIATING THIS WEDDING. HOLY SHIT.
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
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