I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
Is a Chipotle burrito an acceptable "sorry I ran over your cat" gift?
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
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