Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
Listen, Pinot Grigio got me pregnant. It can get you a boyfriend.
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
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