girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
he had hair everywhere except his balls
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
True strength comes from lack of pants
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
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