Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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