Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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