I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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