I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
I set the bag of cheetos on the open box on my coffee table while I was watching TV. I was so high I ate half of the styrofoam peanuts in the box by accident. Am I going to die?
I hope so
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
This is the high leading the old right now
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
My Sexting was not on an AP level
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
Randomize
