I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
I'm at McDonalds and when I walked up to the register the guy said "I'm so sorry." Before I said a word. That's how bad my hangover is.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
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