can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
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